Friday morning, I had an idea for a post and was just sitting down to start typing when a high pitched noise began emanating from the vicinity of my nightstand. This wasn't a noise that could be ignored. Do you know the sound a mosquito makes as it buzzes your head before making a landing to feast on you? Imagine that, but with a higher pitch and a higher volume. I have a low tolerance for annoyance, so of course I began looking for the source. First, I checked all of the electrical items in the bedroom. On the second round, I went so far as to unplug things and hold the transformers (what are those chunky plug things called anyway?) up to my ear. When I still hadn't found the noise, I began rummaging around in my nightstand itself since the noise really did seem to be coming from that area. Still nothing. I was reaching the end of rational behavior at this point. In desperation, I began picking up items that couldn't possibly be making the noise. When I picked up an old lacquer tray that I throw my jewelry in, I made some progress. The sound did seem to be centered on that tray. Suddenly, I realized what might be making the noise and I dug through the tray and found Old Faithful, my old Timex running watch. Poor Old Faithful had finally reached the point of decrepitude so as to be rendered unwearable a few months back. Yep, the squeal was definitely coming from the watch.
I had found the source, but now I needed to render Old Faithful mute. Unfortunately, all of my tools are in the basement where my parents were hopefully sleeping. (Hopefully--since they were sleeping on a couch bed and those are never known for their comfort.) Because I couldn't continue listening to the squeal or I would have been rendered a raving lunatic before 6 am, I had to find a temporary solution. By this time, I was plotting mass murder on all watch-kind. Visions of hammers and flying watch parts were running happily through my head. My husband's sweat pants were laying on the bed, so I grabbed them and wrapped Old Faithful up in them. This muffled the sound a little so I then shoved them in my closet and shut the door. Fortunately, it worked enough that I was able to continue my day. By the time that I was able to retrieve some tools, Old Faithful had forever been silenced. I guess Old Faithful was making one last effort to grab some attention before falling silent forever. Maybe it was issuing a warning that the 10 mile race and half marathon that I am signed up for are going to be here before I know it and I better get "hitting the bricks".
I had found the source, but now I needed to render Old Faithful mute. Unfortunately, all of my tools are in the basement where my parents were hopefully sleeping. (Hopefully--since they were sleeping on a couch bed and those are never known for their comfort.) Because I couldn't continue listening to the squeal or I would have been rendered a raving lunatic before 6 am, I had to find a temporary solution. By this time, I was plotting mass murder on all watch-kind. Visions of hammers and flying watch parts were running happily through my head. My husband's sweat pants were laying on the bed, so I grabbed them and wrapped Old Faithful up in them. This muffled the sound a little so I then shoved them in my closet and shut the door. Fortunately, it worked enough that I was able to continue my day. By the time that I was able to retrieve some tools, Old Faithful had forever been silenced. I guess Old Faithful was making one last effort to grab some attention before falling silent forever. Maybe it was issuing a warning that the 10 mile race and half marathon that I am signed up for are going to be here before I know it and I better get "hitting the bricks".
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